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<SCRIPT language=Javascript1.2>    
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var message='нехорошо воровать!!';    
function click(e)    
{if (document.all) {if (event.button == 2) {alert(message);return false;}}    
if (document.layers) {if (e.which == 3) {alert(message);return false;}}}    
if (document.layers) {document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);}    
document.onmousedown=click;    
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